A spirit called Karen walker

One of my most favourite characters is Karen Walker!! She is not full of life but of alcohol, she reeks of it. Her wit is un paralleled & her saracasm, her sense of fashion, her squealy voice and choice of words is unique

(Grace walks in with a cow-print skirt) Karen: Got skirt?Karen: God, I swear if these test results are ok, I will devote the rest of my life to serving you.Will: Your fine.Karen: (raising first two fingers into the air) HA! Fell for it again God!Karen: Oh, honey, what's with that hair? It looks like you've got moose AND squirrel in there

If you want people to like you you have to buy them things." (Karen Walker)"

You're in a gay club with a nice ass, start shakin' that money maker!" (Karen Walker)"

You say potato, I say vodka." (Karen Walker)

"I smell liquor on my breath. You're drunk!" (Karen Walker)

"Oh yeah, honey, we're all lesbians when the right man isn't around." (Karen Walker)

"Honey, black, white, gay straight... What's it matter? We all finish ourselves off in the end anyway!" (Karen Walker)

"Oh, just climb on top of each other and get it over with already." (Karen Walker)

"Well, I feel a little bit uncomfortable. All of these gay eyes on me. Judging me. Undressing me. Then dressing me up again in a different outfit." (Karen Walker)

"Oh... So, Wilma, honey, listen. I forget, what are you these days, gay or straight? Wait, wait, wait. Let me do a little test. Okay, there's a penis and a vagina in a tent. And it's on fire. Which do you save?" (Karen Walker)

Karen: Uh, honey, I don't know what century you're living in, but women aren't allowed to drive.
Will: You don't know how to drive, do you?
Karen: Why would I? Besides, someone's got to be the designated drinker!
and when she wanted to talk to Vince in the courtroom:
Karen: Hey, robe, permission to approach the hot cop?