A spirit called Karen walker

One of my most favourite characters is Karen Walker!! She is not full of life but of alcohol, she reeks of it. Her wit is un paralleled & her saracasm, her sense of fashion, her squealy voice and choice of words is unique

(Grace walks in with a cow-print skirt) Karen: Got skirt?Karen: God, I swear if these test results are ok, I will devote the rest of my life to serving you.Will: Your fine.Karen: (raising first two fingers into the air) HA! Fell for it again God!Karen: Oh, honey, what's with that hair? It looks like you've got moose AND squirrel in there

If you want people to like you you have to buy them things." (Karen Walker)"

You're in a gay club with a nice ass, start shakin' that money maker!" (Karen Walker)"

You say potato, I say vodka." (Karen Walker)

"I smell liquor on my breath. You're drunk!" (Karen Walker)

"Oh yeah, honey, we're all lesbians when the right man isn't around." (Karen Walker)

"Honey, black, white, gay straight... What's it matter? We all finish ourselves off in the end anyway!" (Karen Walker)

"Oh, just climb on top of each other and get it over with already." (Karen Walker)

"Well, I feel a little bit uncomfortable. All of these gay eyes on me. Judging me. Undressing me. Then dressing me up again in a different outfit." (Karen Walker)

"Oh... So, Wilma, honey, listen. I forget, what are you these days, gay or straight? Wait, wait, wait. Let me do a little test. Okay, there's a penis and a vagina in a tent. And it's on fire. Which do you save?" (Karen Walker)

Karen: Uh, honey, I don't know what century you're living in, but women aren't allowed to drive.
Will: You don't know how to drive, do you?
Karen: Why would I? Besides, someone's got to be the designated drinker!
and when she wanted to talk to Vince in the courtroom:
Karen: Hey, robe, permission to approach the hot cop?

et cetera

good things come to those who wait..if we go by the same logic something grand must be on its way for me. equal oppurtunities, is what i want to give to all the letters in my blog today. none of them would be in capital nor would any letter get a special character, they would all be treated the same. what is mediocrity, do we foster it or we nip it in the bud..ones who survive the terrible disease of mediocrity can they make it to the end....is making it to the end the sole purpose of life..and they say its the journey not the destination so why is the stress on heaven or hell when thats the destination...the journey might determine the destination,but who determines the journey..if its fate and an uncontrollable factor by the travellor..a mere draw of luck...if what is to be will be then where do emotions come into play..why does one dream..count ur blessings but what if ur twin has the red toy car you wanted, would the blessing help overcome the want the need and the desire...if things are meant to be then what is jealousy...is it healthy..required...not required...unavoidable..

I ve realised..its not the why me bt what now is what helps in the end..though in the end it doesnt even matter